Angling Poetry Text Off.


The other morning I awoke to a poem that Jonny had texted me, which lead to an entire morning of texting each other poems about fishing and our Un Vots(which is a one weight fly fishing rod that we each own) Needless to say I laughed pretty god damn hard at a lot of these poem so I thought for sheer enjoyment I would post them so all of you could witness the ridiculousness that can be my life.

Jonny :
Cause i am your lady,
and you are my man
we will go un voting till the end of land.

Me:
One by one we'll cast our flies
to every little suddle rise
we'll cast our un vots into the pools
until our flies make the trout a fool.

Jonny:
By the rivers edge we stand side by each
hoping that the trout will breach
and as the trout begin to gorge
a new a beautiful friendship is forged.

Me:
We'll take that friendship on and on
we will make the trout become so fond
of our flies that just keep getting wetter
as out unvot bond just gets better.

Me:
Lets look eachother eye to eye
as we set search for small cutthroat fry
a little something to double over our un vot rods
any trout 6 inches plus will feel like hogs.

Jonny :
It is on you i do depend
my tall vegan un vot friend
as we round the next river bend
we'll throw massive kenny coleslaw mends

Jonny :
By the rivers edge we'll tell some jokes
and eat lunches filled with artichokes
casting our un vots till the end of time
oops sorry friend i just crossed your line

Me:
we walk though the woods to make an angle
and make tight loops to avoid a tangle
we stalk the trout pool by pool
and change the flies to make a fool
of the trout how lie on the stream bed
"i've caught 6 fish" is what you've said
but all of a sudden i need to duck!
its that crazy caster mironuck!
the fly missed my head but not by much
while jeff exclaims he caught 300 before lunch

Me:
The moon is full and bright
so we will fish our un vots through the night
and just as the sun does rise i hear a sound
so i set the hook and land a 12 pound brown

Followed by jonny saying.
"I hope your not telling the clients about a little poetry session. They will think we are bum jamming faggots"

anyways. I just realized how many poems went down. Best morning ever.



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